Warned ya, I’m gonna write about stuff besides the Census, so if you’re looking for Census stuff, check back.
Top Ten Reasons Why I’m Late
1. I’m not late, you’re early.
2. I’m always late, you know that.
3. At least I’m not under-dressed.
4. You should be glad that I’m ready.
5. That was fast, usually it takes me twice that long.
6. I need five more minutes.
7. There’s a difference between late and habitually late.
8. I had to check my e-mail/facebook/twitter.
9. I was ten minutes late, you’re half an hour late.
10. I had to apply lipstick.
11 (Bonus). I am not defensive.
12 (Bonus). Lateness is a sign of genius. Einstein was late. Yes I’m sure.
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