Things I Have Because I Don’t Have a Kid

Auguste Renoir, Woman and Cat

• Sanity
• Rad tattoo
• Long bike rides
• Dignity (no diapers or breast-feeding in public)
• Blog
• Finished novels, more on the way (MY babies)
• Uninterrupted Netflix movies
• Full night’s sleep
• My Asian cooking recently hit the next level
• Great boundaries
• Thirteen years of continuous gym membership
• Organized files
• Theoretical possibility of flat abs
• Privacy
• Self-indulgence
• Grooming
• Clean floors
• Kitty gets the attention he deserves
• Dating at-will
• Pocket money
• Acupuncture
• Silence
• Self-determination
• Self-care
• Schadenfreude
• Gratitude

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