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Birds and bees do it: date on-line. Your chances improve the more dates you go on. You don’t know what you’re getting until you meet in person. Reality often differs from the airbrushed profile.
Common words and phrases from on-line profiles, and their true meaning:
A little extra or curvy: Love handles, muffin top, fasting, baby phat.
Bisexual: Married, straight, curious or in the closet.
Canadian: Hoser, culturally superior, bilingual, nice, dull.
Cat person: Gay man or lesbian.
Funny: “Funnoying” by the end of Date One.
Glass of wine: Wine enthusiast, maintenance drinker, college student, failed artist.
Height: Divide height by profile photo, minus three inches.
Likes children: Divorced, reproductive failure, breeder, Nadya Suleman.
Likes dogs: Professional dog walker, dog mommy, Dobephile. Opposite of “Cat person.”
Profile photo: More than six months old, minus one point. More than five years old, infuriating.
School: Procrastinate, slob, pizza, hangover, marijuana.
Smile or wink: Too drunk or lazy to send message; manipulative.
Spelling error: Turn-off, deal-breaker, cock block, game over.
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Sources
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
I like your post about On-line Dating Glossary……………thanks
By: Jiniya Nimphy on January 9, 2012
at 2:55 am